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oral sex makes your day. anal sex makes your hole weak.
oh sweet cheesus i actually laughed out loud at this
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an american express bill?! i guess it works if this post was from the credit card company.
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How About That of the Day: Gennette Cordova, the 21-year-old journalism student from Seattle who received the wiener tweet that launched Weinergate, was apparently something of a scandal-rod during her days at Shorecrest High School — at least enough to be dubbed “Most Likely to be Involved in a Tabloid Scandal” in a 2007 issue of her school’s newspaper.
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i hope these things always come true, because I was voted “most likely to become a rockstar”. not even joking.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmfmmzPpZc1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
How About That of the Day: Gennette Cordova, the 21-year-old journalism student from Seattle who received the wiener tweet that launched Weinergate, was apparently something of a scandal-rod during her days at Shorecrest High School — at least enough to be dubbed “Most Likely to be Involved in a Tabloid Scandal” in a 2007 issue of her school’s newspaper.
[mynorthwest / someecards.]
i hope these things always come true, because I was voted “most likely to become a rockstar”. not even joking.
when does it hurt? haha
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“Marijuana is a gateway drug….It leads to sweatpants and Cheetos.”
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